1. Get a walk in closet and design it to look like Narnia. o-o
2. Run into a store and ask what year it is. When someone answers, I yell, "It worked!" And run out cheering.
3. Die. Become a Soul Reaper. Defeat Ichigo without moving a finger. Come back to life.
4. Own 100 pets
5. Marry my girlfriend and have 4 kids. :3